[Verse 1: Hannibal Buress] Morpheus, Dorpheus, Orpheus Go eat some walruses Orifices, Porridges Morpheus,


Morpheus Going to the Buffet and Walruses Confidence, Corpseses Worcestershire sauce Go into your orifices Red pill, blue pill Morpheus,


Walruses Seashells by the Seashorpheus
[Outro] Morpheus drinking a forty in a death basket!


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The "Nostalgic" videos used:
Lego Halo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9eUXuzVBrY
Dyansis breaking Megatron: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYGtG5NfwkU
DCompose: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6QoBwPGRW4
Spill.com: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_D3Rk4HchY
BlackspiderDavid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0itBG9-jpZ4