Your boy Spider-Man and Iron Man are buddies working at a zoo, when a Koala stole Spidey's banana and threw it at a rhino. When Iron Man went to get it, he was impaled and Spider-ma had to fit an ordinary rhino who so happened to look like Paul Giamatti. Thankfully Iron Man was not hurt, but because he now has an extra hole in his stomach, he now has to have two arc reactors on his body, which ruins his ability to wear shirts with logos.





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