Pepper Potts is based on the true story of Gwyneth Paltrow, a controversial actress who sells various alternative medicine products like stones that you put up your bum. After being married to Cliff Boob, Pepper was abducted by the Boob patrol where an army of weirdos wanted her to build an arsenal of weapons for them. She chose to secretly develop a massive Bum rock that allowed her slingshot her way out of the cave and back into western civilisation.

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