Your boy Ant-Man is a robot from the planet googloff-9 serving under galactic leader Xenu. After travelling through a time vortex in a blue time machine, Ant-Man wakes up in America 2003 and teams up with Sugar Ray to fight Inspector Doofus, a robot chef from the future.

I've also just appeared on a podcast with an old mate of mine from Uni, so if you want to see my tired miserable face with an unfiltered lisp then here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnlnB2Sf2sE

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Prelude No. 23 by Chris Zabriskie is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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Melodie Victoria by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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