THIS WAS MEANT TO COME OUT YESTERDAY

Scarlet Witch is a chicken nugget from pluto who was played by the Olsen twins, who ironically then played the Twins twins from the twin planet of GooseBuup. Throughout the Infinity Saga, the Scarlet Witch is known for creating mods on Half Life 2, which trapped Captain America while he was trying to chill in the afternoon with his favorite game. Who would've known? And now Siri wants to destroy the world. Thanks Wanda, your little magic tricks has made the world go boom boom.

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