In light of recent news reports of idiot teens actually eating laundry pods, we want to make very clear that our position is the title of this video: DON'T EAT THE LAUNDRY PODS, you moron. Not even a little tiny bit, to impress your dumb friends or the internet. You will get poisoned and die. See more on USA Today: https://usat.ly/2mu5wgj

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CAST
Zac Oyama
Mike Trapp

CREW
Director - Ryan Anthony Martin
Writer - Zac Oyama
Producer - Shane Crown
Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
Director of Photography - Cooper James
1st AC - Chris MacDonald
2nd AC/DIT - Heather Ballish
Gaffer - Brody Anderson
Key Grip - Saul Cervantes
Sound Mixer - Ryan Bertolami for BoTown Sound
HMU - Denise Valentine
Production Designer - Rick Mader
President of Original Content - Sam Reich
Vice President of Production - Spencer Griffin
Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks
Supervising Producer - Alex Edge
Production Legal - Karen Segall
Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
Production Assistant - Daniel Plagens
Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
Licensing and Programming Coordinator - Theodora Hart
Programming Assistant - Caroline Langella
Editor - Ryan Anthony Martin
Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Mark Chernausek
Assistant Editors - Spencer Kombol & Andrew Primavera