Hawkeye and Black Widow are a pair of bakers at Glocuster who accidentally cause a member of the royal family to get diarrhea from eating a cornish pastie. After being on the run for a while, they both discover a tomb where a chicken the size of a building was hiding its golden eggs. They carry one out with the intent to sell them but the egg cracks open and out comes the chicken man.



There's also a Mass Effect easter egg in this video.


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