This week's big launch was the Asus Zenfone 7 and its even more spangly Pro model, boasting that same flip camera tech. You get impressive specs for a sound price, so it looks like the Zenfone 7 will once again be the best phone of the year that you can't buy.

Motorola also announced a new handset, this one coming to the UK right now. The Moto G9 Play is the first of the G9 series smartphones and you get a 5000mAh battery, respectable specs and a quad lens camera for £150. Expect a full unboxing and review soon.

In the rest of the show we chat about which crap celebrities I resemble, what an advert for Sunderland would look like, and whether I'd use a Xiaomi smartphone full time. In other words, it's a whole heap of garbage and frankly you should do something much more worthwhile with your time, like staple dead hornets to a plank of wood.

You can catch me streaming live on Across The Pondcast with Sam and Matt at 9pm UK time on Sunday, on Twitch (www.twitch.tv/acrossthepondcastsammatt) and YouTube (https://bit.ly/2QwBxTS) - come say hi!